blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

make me choose:
↳ anonymous asked: the incredibles or monsters inc?

Zendaya - Thank you for being such a great inspiration to people everywhere. You’re so passionate about what you do, and you do your own thing.. No matter if people approve of it or not.  From your fashion sense, to your bomb nail designs, your dancing, all the way to your music that sends out such a positive energy; You’re a perfect example for anyone to look up to, no matter what age. I hope that the future brings you nothing but happiness and success. I love you! Happy Birthday angel ♥  

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

fashion-runways:

ELIE SAAB Paris Fashion Week 2014 - Part 1

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me: 
  • little brother: 
  • me: that is a fantastic point