today on the lunch line i yelled MY PANTS ARE FALLING AND SO ARE MY GRADES and only one person laughed

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

give me a letter and i’ll tell you my 5 favourite blogs starting with that letter

t0xic-wallflower:

the reason i watch so many tv shows is because i’d rather worry about all the characters’ problems than my own

Alan Rickman at the 58th BFI London Film Festival [17.10.14]